I'm Sleazegrease, and I draw fats, and probably other things that will get 10% of the views of the fats. I'm here to answer some questions for you:
How can I get you to draw things?
Hold a gun to my head.
How can I realistically get you draw things?
Ask nicely, and make sure to offer something in return.
What somethings can I offer?
Points, whatever they are, an art trade, or some detailed criticisms.
Can't I just pay you in glorious USD?
I'm not confident enough in my talents yet to charge actual money, and as a result, I have no priority commission slots open. Tune in later when I sell out.
What exactly is sleazegrease?
Exactly what you think it is.